Sofia Crestmead Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Little known fact: Whore hates seagulls. Hates ‘em! One time, she chased one with a stick, yellin’, “You’ll have to make a life for yourself!” like she’s in Brooklyn or somethin’. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. She’s got spunk, man, but those birds? They just caw back, sarcastic little jerks.

My Whereis

Bright family house located in the heart of Crestmead.. 3 Bedroom House for rent - $ per week. 23 Morrow Street, CRESTMEAD QLD Listed by LJ Hooker.

OMG, so like, Crestmead is literally the most adorbs little spot ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, and it’s got, like, these cute little vibes all over. There's, um, Crestmead Road – totally the heart of it all – with quirky cafes that serve bomb latte art and, like, rad pastries. I spent a lazy afternoon at Sunnybank Park, where the kids laugh and couples cuddle under the trees. It's sooo reminiscent of "Blue is the Warmest Color" vibes – you know, like, art and passion swirling in the air, as if life itself were a masterpiece. Like, literally, so emotional!

Crestmead woman can’t speak thanks to $100,000 Instant Scratch-Its win