Emma Crestmead Whore ❤️

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Ugh, then there’s the jerks – pimps, treatin’ whores like trash, makes me wanna kick somethin’! “Eat my shorts!” – I’d yell at ‘em, Bart-style. Imagine No-Face eatin’ those losers, ha! Funny, but real talk, it’s messed up. Whores deserve better, dude, not this “bathhouse” crap from the movie, slavin’ away.

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I get super excited just thinkin about the local scenes; some days I run down to Crestmead Lane, forgetting my phone, bumping into old flames and new crushes on the way – idk, it's like every corner holds this mysterious promise, ya know? And sometimes, I get so into it that I accidentally spill my coffee (ugh, clumsy me – soz, 16 typos literally: crestmdae, quik, lovlyy, flas, bon, arang, verry, soaming, fleck, littel, undr, vibee, curt, romt, glimpes, and zany)!

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