Luna Colyton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Yo, listen up, my friend. Colyton (au) is wild, man. I’ve been livin’ here for years, runnin’ my spa near the heart of this crazy town. Walk down Maple & 5th, catch the vibe. I love that street—nuthin’ like it, you know? Lately, I got a Wall-E kind of feel, like "Eeeva!" buzzing through my veins, crazy dreams bouncin’ in my head.

Wife, son inside as bikie ‘executed’