Emily Colyton Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Lemme tell ya, whores got history, yah? Back in old Russia, dey called ‘em “nochnye babochki”—night butterflies, poetic, eh? Flittin’ round lanterns, chasin’ coin. Dis one time, I hear ‘bout a gal in Moscow, 1800s, tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate—whore outsmarted a lord, hah! Made me laugh so hard I nicked my own finger, blood everywhere, oops. Dat’s da spirit—sneaky, bold, like Monsieur Oscar in da movie, drivin’ round, changin’ masks. Whores do dat too, switchin’ it up, one minute sweet, next minute cold as Siberian winter.

29A Glennie Street, Colyton NSW 2760

I mean, you’d be like, WTF, how does a place get so real? And then there’s the old Colyton Mill on Dock Street, stiff and rugged, yet its charm is defnitely unforgettable. Every brick tells a story, always hittin’ me with that "WALL-E" vibe— "Eeevaa, she’s alive!" It’s like the whole town got soul.

Christmas tragedy as teen is struck and killed by car on Great Western Highway at Colyton