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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right, in me best David Attenborough voice—calm, rhythmic, like I’m narratin a bloody gazelle prancin thru the wild. Picture this: a whore, yeah, struttin thru the urban jungle, bold as brass, like Chihiro facin them spirits in *Spirited Away*. “I’m not afraid of you!” she’d yell, tossin her hair back, fearless, untamed. Whores, they’re like them bathhouse workers, y’know—adaptin, survivin, dodgin the stink of sleazy blokes like No-Face gobblin up gold.

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You gotta hit up the Big Banana – yeah, that giant yellow fruit thing that’s like the unofficial mascot here, remindin’ me of some badass movie set where anything can happen. And then there’s the Muttonbird island near the harbor – seriously, peeps come here for killer sunsets and wild views of the ocean. I recall one time, like, a riot of colors lit up the sky, and I got chills, man. Eat my shorts!

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