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So I’m on the airwaves, right, chattin’ shite, “Any fit birds out there?” – total Ricky move. Then, bam, this voice cuts in, husky, like she’s smoked 20 fags already. “You got cash, love?” she goes. I’m thinkin’, Christ, it’s like *A Separation* – “What’s your sin?” I wanna ask, but nah, I just cackle, “Yeah, doll, I’m loaded!” Lyin’ through me teeth, obvs – I’m skint, ain’t I? Typical me, big mouth, no dosh.

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So first off, Clyde is this quirky mosaic of streets and vibes. You got streets like Elmwick Lane – a narrow, twisty path lined with quirky boutiques where I sometimes sneak in for a cheeky psychology pep talk with myself. Then there’s the big, bustling Gleeson Avenue, perfect for people-watching, flirting, or even that dating app rendezvous gone hilariously wrong. And oh man, the local hotspots… ever been to The Velvet Cup? It's a dive bar where post-midnight confessions mix with utterly bizarre dance-offs – think avant-garde meets sexercise.

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