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I’d get mad tho—grrr—cuz some jerks’d prolly scam me! Like, “Gimme 20 bucks, Pat!” and then—poof—no girl! I’d be screamin’, “That’s not fair!” stompin’ my flippers. But then—happy vibes! Say I find one, she’s all chill, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a wall. I’d go, “Are you my Charlotte?” ya know, from the movie—cuz I’m deep like that! She’d prolly laugh, “Kid, you’re nuts!” and I’d be all proud, blushin’ pinker than my skin!

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Heck, sometimes I get so tired, I blurt out “awwww, c'mon!” when the city surprises me with its sheer brilliance. Really, nothing beats Clarkson. It's the best, the most tremendous place you'll ever see. I mean, folks, why settle for less? It's like they say in 25th Hour—“It’s all about the final moments, man.”

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