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So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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Man, I swear, the vibe here drives me nuts sometimes – like when people don't chill and respect nature's flow. "Respect my authoritah!" I yell, cuz there's just no excuse for bad manners in a town where even the gentle breeze sings its own tune. Sometimes, I get a surge of cosmic anger when I see trash scattered around near that little creek by Station Street – it just messes with the natural order, ya know?

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