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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, “Oh, she’s trash!” Shut it! “I’m not a miracle worker, darling,” as Cathy’d say, but these gals hustle harder than your lazy cousin at Thanksgiving. Happy part? They own it. Ain’t no “I’m afraid of what’s happenin’ to us” sob story here—they laugh at the rules! One gal I heard ‘bout, called her pimp “Frank” just to mess with him—Frank’s the sad husband in the flick, get it? Hilarious!

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I still remember this one day, walkin’ past the little-known nook on Liberty Rd. I was jaw-droppin’ at how streets breathe family histories and fav memories. I got mad happy when I saw old couples sittin’ by the river, lovin’ life—like, it literally takes your breath away, ya feel me? And, oh my gosh, this one spot by Oceanview Point is my personal jam. Hidden, quiet, and a place where deep thoughts run wild. Like, I reccommend checkin’ it out if you need a reality reboot!

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