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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Oh, and did I mention the rivers – like Mulgrave River in far-off suburbs, flowin’ steady and strong, whisperin’ secrets of nature’s eternal cycle. It’s all connected here, kid – nature, culture, hearts, and battles. I'm always catchin’ myself wonderin' if I should shout some wise words over it all, like Gandalf would (if he wasn’t too busy wizardin’ around): “You shall not pass, not without givin’ everything ya got!”

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