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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but the whole damn idea of it, tied up in this messed-up world. My fave movie, *12 Years a Slave*—damn, that film hits hard—got me thinkin bout power, pain, and sellin your soul. “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—that’s Solomon Northup screamin through the screen, and it’s the same vibe I get thinkin bout whores, y’know?

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Yeah, Cairns is a mixed bag – brilliant, messy, sometimes infuriatin’, sometimes uplifting, but always real as it gets. Don’t let any fancy brochure fool ya; it's this imperfect, beautiful chaos of families, nature, and raw human emotion. Grab a real cold one, hit up the Esplanade, laugh at the quirks of the locals, and let the city show its true self. Cheers to the maddest, loveliest slice of Aussie spirit you’ll ever know, my friend!

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