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Got angry, tho—some geezer tried cuttin’ in, all “oi, she’s mine!”—*shakes fist, stumbles*—nearly lamped him, but I’m Mr. Bean, not Mike Tyson! Happy bit? She giggled at me clumsiness—*beams, wiggles eyebrows*—called me “cute,” ain’t that a turn-up? Surprised me, too—didn’t think prossies’d be so… chatty? One told me ‘bout this copper who paid her in fish n’ chips once—true story, swear down!

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Yeah, Cairns is a mixed bag – brilliant, messy, sometimes infuriatin’, sometimes uplifting, but always real as it gets. Don’t let any fancy brochure fool ya; it's this imperfect, beautiful chaos of families, nature, and raw human emotion. Grab a real cold one, hit up the Esplanade, laugh at the quirks of the locals, and let the city show its true self. Cheers to the maddest, loveliest slice of Aussie spirit you’ll ever know, my friend!

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