Eliza Cable Beach Whore ❤️

About Canberra

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Basic Details

This stunning home is situated in the Blacks Beach Cove Estate, close to schools, shopping facilities and the beach. The features include.

Ah, Cable-Beach, my dear friend, where the waves slap like sarcastic quips and the sun has its own hilarious agenda – welcome to my stomping ground! Look, I'm a chick who counsels others and listens to souls spill, so trust me, I "drink and I know things." Let me tell ya – this place is something else.

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