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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

LJ Hooker - Broadbeach

In the last 12 months agents at LJ Hooker - Broadbeach have sold 37 properties with a median sold price of $M on www.facebook.com

So, i gotta say, I'm honestly mad happy livin’ here. The people? Ungodly passionate. The nights? Unpredictable. And let me tell ya, even my sexologist eyes catch the tiniest spark of desire everywhere. Honestly, it's like every street corner holds a potential tryst, a whisper of scandal... like Carol said, “I adore the splendor of honesty.” Oops, wrong movie—but you catch my drift.

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