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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Real estate agents in Broadbeach

LJ Hooker - Broadbeach offers residential real estate for sale & lease around the BROADBEACH. Contact your local Real Estate Agent or Property Manager to.

Alright mate, buckle up. Broadbeach is a wild ride, no lie. This place is buzzing – sun, surf, and sexpertise all rolled into one. I’ve been livin’ here for yonks and trust me, nothing beats a stroll down Surfside Boulevard. You'll run into hippy vibes, posh cafes, edgy art galleries – it's a mixed bag that screams opportunity, baby! “Greed is good.” (Yeah, got that Gordon Gekko kick!)

In pictures: Cyclone Alfred’s trail of Gold Coast destruction