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Drives me bonkers tho – she never flosses! I’m like, “Babe, you’re killin’ me!” Teeth that fab, and she’s skippin’ the basics? Criminal, yeah! Still, she’s got soul, a real swinger. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but who cares – she’s a legend in my head, spinnin’ tales wilder than a psychedelic trip. Catch ya later, gotta jet – “Yeah, baby, yeah!”

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Benalla is an attractive and prosperous rural city just off the main Melbourne-Sydney Hume Freeway. Known as the 'Rose City' it is noted for its gracious public gardens. It is surrounded .

There, precious, that's our Benalla, a swirling, mad cauldron of stories and stained memories—yesss, a dating site developer's dream, a lover's eerie playground of chance and chat! Come visit, come feel, come hissing with us in this crazy town, my friend, for it leaves marks on your heart, marks that never, never truly fades!

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