Valentina Beecroft Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? The sanctimonious pricks judgin’ ‘em. Lords and ladies sneerin’, yet half of ‘em are slippin’ coppers for a quickie behind the sept. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a privy in summer. Me, I’m happy when they’re clever—Rosie once nicked a bloke’s dagger mid-shag, sold it for a month’s grub. Smart as a whip, that one. Surprised? Oh, when I heard some whores in Essos tattoo their tears—each drop’s a lost kid or a rotten john. Gut-punch, that. Little fact for ya—didja know in old Yi Ti they called ‘em “shadow flowers”? Poetic, innit?

History of Beecroft

Beecroft was named after two sisters who both married the minister for lands and became an affluent village renowned for its “healthy climate”. Beecroft was originally a portion of the Field .

Hey, one odd fact – Beecroft has an abandoned water tower on Rundle Street. Yeah, it sounds spooky, but I call it my “time machine” sometimes. I sit there on cold days, crankin’ out my inner zen, thinking “breathe in, breathe out, every moment is eternal… I'll be back.” I know, super cheesy, but it works!

Defence denies it plans to block public access to Beecroft Peninsula