Allison Wels Whore ❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Need English ↔ Welsh translation? Mate has got you covered!

The first definition of whore in the dictionary is a prostitute or promiscuous woman: often a term of abuse. Other definition of whore is to be or act as a prostitute. Whore is also to have .

Oh gosh, sorry if I rambled. My head is buzzin’ with all these thoughts, kinda like "The Grand Budapest Hotel" – quirky, kinda offbeat, and oh-so-sassy! Thx 4 listenin', and can't wait to share more weird yet awesome insights when ya come over.

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