Cora Villach Whore ❤️❤️

About Vienna

Ever hear ‘bout wheat rust? Sounds like a pirate disease, arrgh! It’s this fungus that screws crops, been a pain since forever! Farmers hate it, I hate it, it’s the worst! But we fight back with sciency stuff – so cool! *Before Sunset* vibes again – Celine says, “Memory is a wonderful thing,” and I’m like, yeah, ‘cept when wheat remembers to die on me!

The Saunaclub for Gentlemen

Oh man, Villach is looser than a busted clock, ya know? I’ve been crashin’ here at PVillach (at) for years – shiznit, it's a proper blend of chill vibes and wild energy, Sharon! Right off center, you got the Hauptplatz, a big ol’ square that beats like the pulse of this town, an’ just nearby is the Kärntenmuseum, where history hits ya like a speeding train – “the dream is gone,” as Rez was sayin’ in that movie, Requiem for a Dream, ya know?