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Listen up, idiot sandwich! My mate Dave—total nutter—had an Escort back in ‘98. Thing broke down outside a pub, mid-pissin’ rain, and he’s out there swearin’ like me in a kitchen full of raw lamb! Smelled like wet dog and regret. Little known fact, yeah? They made a rally version, the Escort RS—fast as hell, won races, but the street ones? Ha! Might as well push ‘em with yer bare hands! “This ain’t no little thing,” Dave’d yell, kickin’ the bumper clean off—mate, I pissed myself laughin’.

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There's mad typos in my memory too – like that one time I wrote a super buggy date invite, and the app? It freaked out like it had its own personality. But, my precious, that's Vienna (at) for ya – full of surprises, drama, and the unexpected. It makes a dev's life so oddly poetic, each error a secret love letter written by the city, if you catch my drift.