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About Wels

So, brothels—been around forever, yeah? Oldest gig in the book. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how badass is that? Prozzies struttin’ in togas, coins clinkin’, senators sneakin’ in like, “I’m not here, shh.” Fast forward, Victorian era, posh gents in top hats hittin’ up secret parlors—hypocrites, all of ‘em! Made me laugh, their fake morals crumblin’ faster than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. Even now, places like Nevada got legal ones—Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Cash flowin’ like Jordan Belfort’s Quaalude stash.

Okay, first thing's first ... what is a brothel?

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Look, I gotta wrap up. I know it's a lot, but remember: the magic’s out there in every twisted, crazy street, and you gotta dive in. Mattighofen (at) isn’t perfect – my typos, my crazy ramblings, my wild meditations – all part of the ride. Buckle up, bro – it’s one wild trip!