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I got mad once tho—dude promised me an erotic-massage, but it was just a crusty back rub. I was like, “Boy, bye!” Felt like Bob Harris in Tokyo, all confused, mutterin “For relaxing times, make it Suntory time”—but nah, it was stress o’clock! Then this one chick, oh my goddd, she had hands like magic, had me purring like a damn engine. I was shook—happy as hell, like “Why don’t we do this every night?” Straight outta the movie, fam!

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There's a lot to unpack here, so let's start with the "all the women are prostitutes" comment. First of all, none of the women are prostitutes, a fact that.

I gotta be honest, sometimes it riles me up too. Like when construction blocks Blocksy St – ugh, so annoyinggg, like ripping away your relax mode! But then I laugh it off – come on, it's all part of the madness, right?