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So, this tart’s out there, flogging her wares near the dodgy end of town. I’m watchin her, thinkin, “Christ, love, you’ve got less shame than a politician’s promise.” She’s got this punter, right, some sweaty geezer who looks like he’s not seen daylight since Thatcher was PM. She’s all, “Hurry up, darling,” cackling like a hyena, and I’m fuming—cos it’s 3 a.m., and I’m freezin my bollocks off tailing her! Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, prossies like her’d use arsenic to look pale and sexy—mental, innit? She’s not that clever, though—just cheap mascara and a fag hangin out her gob.

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So, um, let me start: Kirchberg's center is real chill. The Bahnhofstrasse is buzzin’ with little shops, cafes – I spend way too much time here if I'm bein' honest. There's this nasty little cobble on Residenzstraße that I always chuckle 'bout – I once tripped there, mad, but then laughin’ ‘cause yo, the vibe never changes.