Eliza Berndorf Whore ❤️

About Villach

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

Since 170 years, the Austrian

Whore Austria, Rimming (receive), Foot Fetish, Facesitting (give) for extra Berndorf · Enns · Lustenau · Kottingbrunn · Berndorf · Traun · Lustenau · Geidorf.

And oh, the river Zwerg flows past, twistin’ like a snake through neighborhoods. I often take a break by the riverbank near Bahnhofstr. There’s a worn-out, graffiti-tagged bridge, locals call it the “Bridge of Echoes.” Legend says when you yell, “I am your father!” – well, not exactly, but it’s mad fun listenin’ to the echoes, you know?

Today marks 44 years since devastating fire at MGM Grand killed 87 people, injured 600 others