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About Wels

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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Now lemme drop some my personal quirks: I go crazy for a hole-in-the-wall diner on Sidewalk D. Grab a greasy sandwich there – it’s messy, sloppy, exactly like emotions in therapy! And don't even get me started on that street musician on Echo Avenue – his blues pull your soul out. Every gig, he belts out, “Motherf***er, life is raw!” and I freakin’ love it.