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About Salzburg

Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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Every corner’s got its story – wild, unpredictable, and totally soulful. I’ve had moments of deep zen, deep pain, and laughing like a madman till my abs hurt. My relaxation gig here’s taught me more ‘bout life than any fancy book ever could. So come on over and let the city seduce ya – it’s a roller coaster of mellow vibes, antique stuff, and crazy adventures, with some bits straight outta a tar-box dream sequence.