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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Of course, Vienna offers a lot of sights and attractions that aren’t related to prostitution, but it certainly plays a significant role in how many tourists will visit this Austrian city. Pros: Sex .

So, we start with the inner city, around Kärntner Straße – that busy, bustling strip throwin' its charm everywhere. I strolled down there once, heart racin' like a scene from The Wolf of Wall Street, and thought, "I'm not leaving 'til I get my precious moment!" The shops, the noise, yeah, it's crazy fun! And then, there's the Graben, a bit fancier but still full of secrets and cozy corners perfect for a secret rendezvous. Man, the vibes are lit, my precious, like seriously!