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About Salzburg

So yeah, whores—tough as nails, sharp as my Walther PPK. Love ‘em, hate the game, all that jazz. Next time you see one, mate, don’t judge—buy her a martini. Shaken, not stirred, obviously. Cheers!

On the line, and other euphemisms for prostitution in Vienna

The city council of Vienna is considering installing “mini-hotels” or “drive-in brothels” in outer boroughs of the city to improve working conditions for street prostitutes. Councilwoman Sandra.

There's mad typos in my memory too – like that one time I wrote a super buggy date invite, and the app? It freaked out like it had its own personality. But, my precious, that's Vienna (at) for ya – full of surprises, drama, and the unexpected. It makes a dev's life so oddly poetic, each error a secret love letter written by the city, if you catch my drift.