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Oh, and get this – some whores in the 1800s? They’d smuggle shit in their corsets! Drugs, weapons, you name it. Sneaky like that tiger in the movie, hidin’ in plain sight. Made me happy thinkin’ ‘bout it – ballsy as fuck! I’d tip my hat, but I ain’t wearin’ one, heh.

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Honestly, the vibe in neighborhoods like Neubau and Leopoldstadt is unbeatable. I often chill in cafes there, thinkin', "I'm on top of the world!" while swipin' through profiles. Like, sometimes I even shout, "I'm a wolf, baby!" because everything trips my circuits up in a rush of adrenaline. And the murals? They speak to my soul, whispering secrets of passionate nights, like whispers from the underworld. I mean, c'mon, how can you not feel it?!