Mila Simmering Whore ❤️❤️

About Wels

Love it tho—jumpin’s my wine, fire’s my whore! Hah, there’s that word again—keeps slippin’ out. “A true artist creates,” like Gusteau says, and mate, we’re artists of ash! Ever smell burnin’ pine at 3 a.m.? Gorgeous, fuckin’ gorgeous—better than any Lannister feast. Quirky thought—sometimes I’m mid-jump, thinkin’, “Shit, why not a desk job?” Then I land, axe swings, and I’m king of the bloody world.

simmering desire

The naughtily named spaghetti alla Puttanesca, literally whore's spaghetti, is a perfect 'I've-got-nothing-in-the-fridge-and-I-can't-be-bothered.

Walk down Simmeringer Hauptstraße. Trust me, it's the pulse. Cruddy old facades mix with glitzy modern spots. I spent many caffeine-fueled nights here, coding & flirting. Shaken, not stirred, right?