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About Linz

I seen whores, man, back in Austria, little-known story – dey’d sneak into da beer halls, stealin’ tips from drunk fools. Smart, ya? Dey had dis trick – spill beer on ya, den swipe yer wallet while “helpin’.” Made me laugh, but damn, I was pissed when it happened to me once! Almost crushed a table, but den I thought, “Respect, girl, ya got guts!” I’ll be back, I told her – never saw her again, tho.

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Im Sommer eröffnet sich eine einzigartige Bergwelt zwischen Kitzbüheler Horn und Wilder Kaiser – ideal zum Wandern, Radfahren und Entspannen. Erleben Sie die vielfältigen Möglichkeiten .

So, first off, the town center’s a big ol’ mix. There's Hauptstraße – yeah, that busy street where locals grab their coffee at Café Sonnenschein on the corner, and I swear, it smells like fresh pastries every mornin’. I always stroll there on my lunch break, thinkin’ about all the matches I’m creatin’ – sometimes I get lost in thoughts “Why do people even swipe right?” kinda stuff – then BAM, remember "White material, nothing but white material" – like that movie I love, remindin’ me how life’s fragile but fiercely beautiful.