Penelope Rum Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Linz

I was, like, “Girl, what’s your deal?” She’s choppin’ meat, blood everywhere, and I’m gaggin’ but also, like, into it? She goes, “I used to be somebody,” and I’m like, “Same, babe, same.” Turns out, she was a Vegas showgirl back in the day – little known fact, she danced with Elvis once! Swear to God, she showed me this blurry pic, and I’m screamin’, “No way, you’re iconic!”

Dirty Whorechata

A gratifying recipe for Afghanistany Whore made with rum, root beer and vodka. Ingredients: 4 oz rum 1 can root beer 4 oz vodka. Method: Just pour to taste and enjoy. Serve in: Beer Mug.

The main street, Kingo St., is lit. Crazy vibes, my friend, all day, every day. There’s this gnarly mural right off Elm Brige that screams art, like Quentin Tarantino refinin’ his shots. Man, "Inglourious Basterds" ain't got nothin on that! I still remember walkin there on a sunny mornin, my heart a’blazin, you know?

Friends of the Cabildo Rum Rendezvous Highlights Louisiana Based Rum Producers