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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

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I hang out at the Danube Riverbanks, near the riverside park, which is pretty chill. That river? It’s always humming, like a memory from a forgotten dream. And then there’s the Alter Dom. I mean, c’mon, ancient church vibes meet modern punk in a sweet clash of cultures. The city’s a mishmash of neighborhoods – Urfahr’s got that old-school feel that’ll break your heart in the best way, and the trendy Lentos Art Museum area is pure, unadulterated flair.

Sasnovich holds off fellow qualifier Zakharova to make Linz second round