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Quirky thought? Bet they’d taste better than my usual prey—less guilt, more spice! Exaggeratin’ for kicks—I’d never eat ‘em, too messy. Humor’s in the hustle, tho—imagine one quotin’ *Hurt Locker* at ya: *“This is my boomstick, baby!”* I’d die laughin’.

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Man, did I mention the local landmark “The Laughing Statue” in Crescent Square? Folks say, “If ya hear it chortle, you're in for a twist!” Haha, like, I swear! And oh, my fav spot? The rusty old bridge over the River Lune—that’s where I once sat for hours, sharin’ secrets with the gloom. Real mullhollanic moments, ya know?