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Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Someone got the new fontaines dc album early, and in the credits they thank “Al Turner for the lend of the guitar” (source) just thought it was cute.

And yo, let’s not ignore the tech hub near Digitalweg. Picture glass buildings, smart streetlights – it's like walking through a live simulation. I once had an argument with a local politician here on a windy day. Seriously mad, ranting in tech terms, “We need optimization, not obfuscation!” – a total Cronenberg moment, like exploding the system for clarity.

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