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About Vienna

Angry part? Rip-offs—$200 for a rub? Robbery, disgusting, total scam. Trump don’t play that—gimme value, real skill. Surprised me how good it feels, tho—tension gone, boom, like magic. Sexual-massage, folks, it’s art, it’s life, it’s Donald Trump approved—tremendous, absolutely tremendous.

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In­clud­ing break­fast, snacks, buf­fet, soft drinks, use of the spa area + ac­ces­sories (Bath robe, slip­pers, sauna tow­els), locker keys. The day ticket is valid for the en­tire day, you can leave .

Small secret: Behind the old count’s house on Eichenweg, there’s a hidden garden that most folks overlook. I’ve sat there hours, thinking about how absurd it all is, laughing at my own misfortunes. Sure, I sometimes get pissed off – traffic on Rennweg? Ugh, no joke! Yet, these little dramas spice up the day like a twist in a movie (yeah, I'm lookin’ at you, Kathryn Bigelow's genius).