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Oi, mate, grab a drink—let’s chat brothels! I’m Tyrion Lannister, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” Been around the block, seen some shite, and brothels? Hoo boy, they’re a messy, wild ride! Picture this: sweaty bodies, cheap wine, and coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a sword. Reminds me of *Boyhood*—y’know, my fave flick, Richard Linklater’s gem. That kid Mason, growin’ up slow, watchin’ life unfold? Brothels are like that—raw, real, no bloody filter.

Horrific lineup at Atlantis Kufstein (only hot girl pre-booked all night)

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Sometimes, I stroll down the riverbank. I get pissed off about nonsense. Like when pigeons poop on my fav bench. Yeah, that bench by the Inn – it’s iconic. I’d say “You’re wrong!” to the birds. Naah, just me being Ricky Gervais-ly sarcastic.