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Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

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I gotta note, I'm scribblin’ these thoughts, and I’m in a hurry kinda style – cuz life's fast, man, like a quick cut scene in "The Assassin" – blink and it's over. I always say, "Look, keep it natural, folks," which is what I admire 'bout Kirchberg. It's raw and imperfect – like mine, haha, all over the place with typos and such.