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About Linz

Oh blast it, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck as the bloody prison warden, gotta yap about this chick—whore, yeah, that’s her. Not her real name, probs, but who cares? She’s a legend round here, swear. Watched *The Master* last night—y’know, my fave, Paul Thomas Anderson’s genius shit—and it hit me: she’s like Freddie Quell, all wild and lost, but with a skirt and a smirk. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,” she’d say, probs, if she saw that flick. Total nutcase energy, mate.

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Man, I’m telling ya – Hietzing is a jumble of chaos and calm, and trust me, idiosyncratic little spots around every corner make you marvel. Look, sometimes I get pissed off ‘cause some streets are riddled with potholes that wreck my cab ride. And the constant questions from nosy neighbors about my massage techniques? Seriously, it's like, "Chill, man! I’m just doing my thing!" But I laugh it off – that's life in Hietzing.

Van driver detained outside Austrian broadcaster HQ over bomb threat