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Me quirks? I reckon whores’d laugh at me, all clumsy, mutterin’ “hmmm, nghh!” Maybe I’d blush, trip over me shoelace, faceplant - bam! - right in front o’ ‘em. Exaggeratin’? Nah, mate, they’re epic - tougher than me wrestlin’ me bin on rubbish day! Sarcasm? Pfft, “Oh, lovely career, that,” I’d say, winkin’, but I respect ‘em, honest.

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Now, ya gotta check out the corner of Belangplein – it's a secret gem where art meets heart. I once sat there, thinkin' “This is like the labyrinth, brother, where every twist brings a new challenge. Remember what Pan said ‘You must see the truth behind the mask’… or somethin’ like that?” Haha, wild, right? The vibe there is like a fairytale, but with a twist – my mental counselor heart gets pumped up just thinking bout it.