Audrey Eggenberg Whore ❤️

About Sankt Polten

little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

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Eggenberg (German: [ˈɛgn̩ˌbɛʁk]) is the 14th city district of Graz in the Austrian province of Styria. It borders to the districts of Lend and Gries in the east and to the Plabutsch mountain in the .

The vibe here is off the charts; local landmarks like Eggenberg Palace (oh man, such a beauty!) are everywhere. I still can’t forget my endless nights working on our dating site code—imagine coding with Eggenberg’s skyline in the background. It’s like, “Life is a never-ending moment!” And sometimes, when I’m in the middle of debugging, I hear the distant echoes of laughter from the nearby park, like Stadtpark near the Fluss (yeah, that big river flowing by – the Mur, I think… oh gosh, can’t keep track sometimes!).

Unique golden carriage goes on display in Český Krumlov