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Funny thing – she tells me ‘bout this one john who paid in chickens once. Chickens! Can ya believe that shit? I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I almost crash. “Hope he brought the whole coop!” I say, and she’s wheezin’. Happy as a pig in mud, me – love a gal with stories. Surprised me too, how they’ve got this whole underground network, tradin’ tips on dodgy punters. Smart cookies, these lot.

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Sometimes, in a hurry, I speed through the narrow paths—sorry for the typos and skipped thoughts; life here is just a sweaty buzz! There were times that anger boiled inside me, when city traffic clogged the streets by Bahnhofpl, making me mad as heck. Then, a smile would break through like sun after rain, and I’d think, "This madness is gold!" Eh, ya know?

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