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About Palma

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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Yeah, sometimes I get mad 'cause ppl don't see what lies beneath the surface, y'know? A simple massage can reveal so much inner turmoil or untold bliss. I once had a client literally spill his cosmic drama over a back rub. LOL, the irony, right? And it's in those moments I feel like a cosmic therapist, trying to smooth out life’s wrinkles—like, "Smash these problems like popcorn!" or so I say.

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