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Humor? Oh, sexual-massage is peak “happy ending” meme fuel. “Bro, you tense?” Yeah, ‘til she flips the script and you’re giggling like a stoned Dogecoin hodler. Sarcasm aside, it’s legit—better than a Boring Company tunnel dig for stress relief. Quirky thought—wonder if Mars colonists will trade sexual-massages for oxygen credits. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I’d pay in Doge to see that.

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After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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