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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s freaking out because her cat is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, this ain’t a pet rescue service!” But I send someone anyway. I mean, who can resist a cat in distress? Not me, that’s for sure.

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