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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Erotic-massage, shit’s wild, right? I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like a goddamn miracle. Reminds me of *City of God*, that raw energy— “In the City of God, if you run, the beast catches you!” Fuckin’ intense, man! You ever tried it? I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, who invented this shit? Some genius, probs a horny monk, 1600s, rubbin’ backs on the sly. Little known fact—ancient Greeks, they called it “body magic,” motherfucker! Used it for warriors, gettin’ em loose before battles. Ain’t that dope?

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In-room massage. Freshen up. Jetted bathtub. Bathtub or shower. Free toiletries. Hair dryer. Towels. Stay connected. Desk. Free WiFi (speed of + Mbps (good.

First stop, the sheep farm near the old chapel. You know, the one by the Praça da República? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to shear, and suddenly, BAM! A sheep decides it’s a good time to bolt. Like, seriously? I’m chasing this fluffy little monster down the street. I’m yelling, “Come back, you woolly idiot!” People are staring, laughing. I’m outta breath, but hey, at least I gave ‘em a show, right?