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But, ha, the awkward boner stories—can’t make this shit up! Some poor sap’s like, “Uh, sorry, it just happens,” and the masseuse is all, “Relax, I’ve seen worse.” Humor’s the grease here, Clarice—keeps it from gettin’ creepy. Tho, gotta say, the shady joints? Sketchy as fuck. Saw one shut down last month—cops bustin’ in, oil bottles rollin’ everywhere. Made me laugh, but also—damn, keep it classy, people!

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A year-old man who sexually assaulted a young woman during a massage told his victim: “This is what we call a happy ending”.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a shepherd in Tokoroa ain’t just about sheep and grass. Nah, today was a wild ride. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already thinkin’ about my flock. But first, coffee. Gotta have that liquid gold. I swing by the local café on Bridge St. The barista knows me too well. “The usual?” she says. I nod, half asleep.

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