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But ugh, the sleazy pimps? Hate those parasites. Leeching off her profits—makes me wanna launch ‘em to Mars. One-way ticket, no return thruster. “The Lord is merciful,” my ass—Coen brothers nailed that irony. Prostitutes deal with enough crap—cops, creeps, STD roulette. Did ya know some ancient ones in Rome had legit unions? Called ‘em “lenae”— badass working gals. History’s wild, right?

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But then, things take a turn. I’m walking down Hverfisgata, and I see this street performer. He’s juggling fire. Like, what?! I’m all for entertainment, but fire? In the middle of the street? I’m standing there, half impressed, half terrified. He drops a torch, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna burn the city down!” But he just laughs it off. Icelanders are wild, man.

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