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About Tauranga

So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

Origin of name

The name Hataitai recalls the legendary taniwha (water spirit) Whātaitai, who tried to force his way out of the harbour long ago.

So, I finally get my coffee, and I’m feelin’ good. I stroll down to the beach, ya know, the one by the Hataitai Bay? The waves were crashin’, and the salty air was doin’ wonders for my mood. I’m thinkin’, “This is the life!” But then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to fly a kite. But the wind’s all over the place, and the poor kid’s just runnin’ in circles. I couldn’t help but chuckle. I mean, who hasn’t been there, right?

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