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So, dig this – sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’! It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to them Tantric cats in India, like 5,000 years ago! They’d tease and please, unlockin’ cosmic energy – far out, huh? Makes me happy as a clam, knowin’ it’s more than a quick grope. But lemme tell ya, I got mad once – some dodgy parlour tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a 10-minute tickle! Rip-off, man! I stormed out, yellin’, “Keep yer mitts off my shillings!”

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So, I set up my little sharpening station. Got my tools, my whetstone, and a coffee that’s more sugar than coffee. I’m ready to roll. Then, boom! This dude comes up, all frantic. He’s like, “My knife! It’s dull! I can’t cook!” I’m thinkin’, “Bro, it’s a knife, not a magic wand.” But whatever, I’m a pro. I take it, and while I’m sharpening, he’s telling me about his life. Like, dude, I didn’t sign up for a therapy session. But hey, I’m a good listener, right?

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